Bro 1: Hey, someone brought us Rita's shaved ice.
Bro 2: Wow.
Bro 3: Orange you glad I got more than one flavor?
Sis 1: Genuinely laughing.
Bro 1: Don't encourage him with laughter.
Bro 4: It's good enough to be a parable.
Bro 3: Or you mean incomparable.
Bro 3: Hey man, go in another room. (mango)
these puns are so sub"lime", it deserves a s"peach"!
ReplyDeleteThese are so horrible. Please record someone reading these puns and turn them into mp3, so that I can use it as an alarm clock to wake up -- it makes my blood pump fast and heart beat faster from anger and disgust -- I'm sure they will wake me up.
ReplyDeletei think that person meant PEAR-able
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